PSA ABOUT FREEMASONS:
I have no actual power because my uncle Dan is "the high priest of the arch masons"
We are not the secret masters of the world. Thinking we are and trying to punish us for it is like saying "that guy eats babies because he's a Jew." You guys are being stupid and racist. They burned us alive in ovens just like Jews, you Nazis!
FREEMASONS ARE PRETEND. IT'S A BUNCH OF FRAT BOYS EATING MUSHROOMS AND TALKING IN CODE. THINKING WE ARE A DANGEROUS MAFIA IS FUCKING RETARDED.
Also, my Aunt Susan McLean doesn't have any secret power because of her masonic ancestry or because of our Genovese mafia connections. I'M SERIOUS. IT IS ALSO FRAT BOYS. STOP BULLYING PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD, SUE. YOU AREN'T BETTER THAN PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOP.
SHE'S JUST A REGULAR PERSON, GUYS, NOT TONY FUCKING SOPRANO! ONCE AGAIN, YOU ARE BEING RACIST.
The books published on amazon.com under my name were produced under duress. Amazon has refused my repeated requests to remove the pages.
I removed all my other work from circulation.
Please leave me alone. I don’t want money. I don't want to be famous. Go away. I'm serious.
Anyone who bothers me is getting slapped with a restraining order.
I have no actual power because my uncle Dan is "the high priest of the arch masons"
We are not the secret masters of the world. Thinking we are and trying to punish us for it is like saying "that guy eats babies because he's a Jew." You guys are being stupid and racist. They burned us alive in ovens just like Jews, you Nazis!
FREEMASONS ARE PRETEND. IT'S A BUNCH OF FRAT BOYS EATING MUSHROOMS AND TALKING IN CODE. THINKING WE ARE A DANGEROUS MAFIA IS FUCKING RETARDED.
Also, my Aunt Susan McLean doesn't have any secret power because of her masonic ancestry or because of our Genovese mafia connections. I'M SERIOUS. IT IS ALSO FRAT BOYS. STOP BULLYING PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD, SUE. YOU AREN'T BETTER THAN PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU'RE A WOP.
SHE'S JUST A REGULAR PERSON, GUYS, NOT TONY FUCKING SOPRANO! ONCE AGAIN, YOU ARE BEING RACIST.
The books published on amazon.com under my name were produced under duress. Amazon has refused my repeated requests to remove the pages.
I removed all my other work from circulation.
Please leave me alone. I don’t want money. I don't want to be famous. Go away. I'm serious.
Anyone who bothers me is getting slapped with a restraining order.