Meredith is an ordained minister.
It will perform funeral after parties, weddings, and baptisms on a sliding scale.

BALLPARK PRICES:

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A FUNERAL

MEREDITH IS NOT A LICENSED FUNERAL DIRECTOR.
THIS IS FOR PRAYERS AND  AFTER PARTY PLANNING ONLY.

PAUPER/POOR CAMPESINO: $66

BASIC: $666

BASED: $6666

WE CAN AFFORD IT: $13,666

ROCK STAR: $66,666

HELL: $666,661

GRATUITOUS DISPLAY OF WEALTH:
$6,666,666

FOR WEDDINGS

STAR-CROSSED LOVERS:
$42

BASIC: $444

BASED: $4444

WE CAN AFFORD IT: $44,444

GARDEN OF EDEN: $222,222

HEAVEN: $666,666

GRATUITOUS DISPLAY OF WEALTH:
$101,010,010

THE BAPTISM SPECIAL
(escape purgatory)

$13

IT DOES NOT TOUCH HUMANS DURING BAPTISMS.

DUNK YOUR OWN HUMAN.

IT WILL SAY WORDS.

GRATUITOUS DISPLAY OF WEALTH:
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